Coming to an NFL season near you , and bringing a trash bag full of singles with him 

After much consternation and gnashing of teeth, the Dark Sith Lord Goodell has reinstated Adam “Pacman” Jones into the NFL.  This will make the Cowboys and Jerry Jones very happy, unfortunately the presence of spackle and clothespins on Jerry’s face wont allow for any indication of a mood change, but trust us, he’s thrilled.  And where was Pacman when he got the news?…Hooters of course.

As anyone who has been watching Hard Knockscan tell you, Pacman is a little rusty, but this will no doubt sure up an already tough Dallas defense…plus it will give Deion Sanders more reason to hog the camera as Pac’s mentor…anything to sustain Primetime’s fragile ego.