Ocho Stinko sunk to a new low yesterday, legally changing his name to Chad Javon Ocho Cinco. Wow. And to think I used to think the guy was funny.

Johnson didn’t return calls from the media as he was probably on the phone annuncing to Roger Goodell his intention to officially change the name on the back of his jersey.

Johnson: Yeah Mr. Goodell I just changed my name to Chad Javon Ocho Cinco so I would like my jersey to read accordingly.

Goodell: Am I really hearing this? Shouldn’t you be in rehab or something?

I just can’t fathom this. This guy is a grown man (that’s arguable) and he spends his time changing his name to the most ridiculous alias I’ve ever heard. Meanwhile his team is floundering into the season and need him to be ready to play.

Something is telling me he won’t be ready. What a selfish piece waste. I’m disgusted.

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