A history of utter failure and general lack of interest has finally taken its toll on the good people of Durham. Not even new Duke head football coach Milktoast David Cutcliffe can instill enough optimism among Duke representative from dispairaging the good name of Blue Devil football…and this time, its on the record.
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September 12th, 2008 at 11:35 am
This is just a lawyer. No one at the school would EVER admit this. Great find though.
September 12th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Duke can do no wrong….not through their own eyes.